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1、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物！
Other people's money is my life a thing apart！
2、要在江湖混，最好是光棍！
In the river's lake， preferably bachelor！
3、不怕被人利用，就怕你没用！
Is afraid of being used but you don't！
4、不是变化快，而是你太菜。
Not change quickly， but you are too。
5、长得真有创意，活得真有勇气！
Long is really creative， live really have the courage！
6、废话是人际关系的第一句！
Nonsense is the interpersonal relations the first sentence！
7、不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。
Don't than lazy with me， I'm too lazy to than with you。
8、英雄不问出路，流氓不看岁数。
Heroes do not ask a way out， the rogue don't look at age。
9、人生自古谁无死，哪个拉屎不用纸！
Everyone must die， which shit is not paper！
10、老娘法眼一开就知道你是个妖孽了。
The old niang eyes opened， you will know a uber。
11、我又不是人民币，怎么能让人人都喜欢我？
I'm not RMB， how can let everyone like me？
12、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。
Don't talk to me about feelings， talk about feelings hurt money。
13、婚姻的杀手有时不是外遇，而是时间。
Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair， but time。
14、只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？
As long as the hoe dance well， there's the corner dug to fail？
15、没有钱，没有权，再不对你好点，你能跟我？
No money， no power， don't point to you， can you tell me？
16、真的猛士，敢于直面自己未化妆的脸。
Really brave warrior， dare to face her face without makeup。
17、他们说我是bt，让我去做ct，结果我是et。
They say I'm a bt， let me to do ct， the result I am et。
18、没有不透风的墙，没有不能上吊的梁。
No windtight wall， no can't commit suicide by hanging of beam。
19、令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。
A cannot extricate oneself， in addition to the teeth with love。
20、我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死埃。
I like you， so you like me will die。
21、人如果靠吃饭活着，那饭不叫饭，叫饲料。
If they eat to live， that rice not call rice， called the feed。
22、帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！
Handsome have a fart to use！ In the end is not eaten by single！
23、作为一个怪兽，我的愿望是至少消灭一个奥特曼。
As a monster， my wish is to eliminate at least one ultraman。
24、天赐你一双翅膀，就应该被红烧
Gift you a pair of wings， you should be to braise in soy sauce
25、英雄难过美人关，我不是英雄，美人让我过了关。
Hero sad beauty pass， I am not a hero， a beauty let me close。
26、怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。
Bosom just like pregnant， time is long can let a person see out。
27、想污染一个地方有两种方法：垃圾，或是钞票！
Want to pollution a place have two kinds of methods： trash， or money！
28、鸳鸯戏水，都他妈淹死；比翼双飞，都他妈摔死。
Girlfriend， his mother drowned； Fly wing to wing， all his mama fell dead。
29、我以为我很颓废，今天我才知道，原来我早报废了。
I thought I was decadent， today I just know， originally I had scrapped。
30、唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也。
Only women and English sorry， only the wife and work hard to find。
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搞笑的英语名人名言
1、放自己的屁，让别人闻去吧！
put your fart， let others go to smell！
2、我太纯洁了，我纯洁的都有些无耻了！
I'm too pure， I pure are shameless！
3、有奶不一定是娘，但有钱一定是爷！
Milk is not necessarily a mother， but money must be ye！
4、中华人民共和国小卖部副部长！
A store， vice minister of the people's Republic of China！
5、我来到这世界上，就从没打算活着回去过。
I came to this world， never to return alive。
6、师太，你等着，老衲去让佛祖赐婚！
Teacher， you wait， na to the Buddha give marriage！
7、大学是女生乳房发育的最佳时期。
University is the best time for girls breast development。
8、一时的冲动，子孙的危机！
At that time the impulse， the crisis of children！
9、此地禁止大小便，违者没收工具。
Urine is prohibited here， offenders confiscated tools。
10、管不住的是儿子，看不住的是女儿。
Control is son， see daughter is not。
11、有钱的时候喷香水，没钱的时候抹花露水。
Rich of time， delicious water wipe toilet water have no money。
12、当裤子失去皮带，才懂得什麽叫做依赖。
When the pants belt lost， just know what is called a dependency。
13、我这人一般上楼从不会走，因为有电梯。
Generally， I this person never go upstairs， because the elevator。
14、为了建立和谐社会，老婆，我们再来一次吧。
In order to build a harmonious society， the wife， let's try again。
15、我只流过一次鼻血，还是误把卫生巾当口罩了！
I only through a nosebleed， or sanitary napkin when masks by mistake！
16、如果照镜子要上税，恐怕有些女人会破产。
I'm afraid if you look in the mirror to tax， some women will go bankrupt。
17、人生就是从小白兔到大灰狼，再到老狐狸的过程。
Life is the small white rabbit to the Wolf， and the process of the old fox。
18、烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫！
Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk， but also may be a panda！
19、有人说生了孩子就不会痛经了，那就生一个吧！
Some people say that gave birth to the child won't be a pain， then have a！
20、出门在外，请记住：一定要把牛B还给牛！
Go out in the outside， please remember： be sure to return the cattle B to cattle！
21、最近心情不是很好，打算明天去天堂散散心。
The recent mood is not very good， is going to go to heaven tomorrow for fun。
22、青春就像卫生纸。看着挺多的，用着用着就不够了。
Youth is like toilet paper。 Looking at a lot of， use with the is not enough。
23、小时候你娘就给你挂了块骨头，至少还有条狗跟你玩！
When your mother gave you hung up the bone， there is at least a dog to play with you！
24、当我看见美女的时候，首先摸摸兜里，看看有没有钱！
When I see the beauty， the first touch in my pocket， see if there are any money！
25、男人希望锁住女人钱包的拉链，女人希望锁住男人裤子上的拉链。
Men want to lock up women wallet zipper， women want to lock your pants zipper。
26、睡觉睡到自然醒，可是我身上只有五块钱可以数。
Sleep sleep to nature to wake， but I only have five dollars you can count with me。
27、唐僧肉吃了能长生不老，唐僧屎不知道有没有同样的功效？
Tang's monk eat meat can live forever， tang's monk shit do not know to have the same effect？
28、算完工资的涨幅后再算算猪肉的，就会发现自己连猪都不如！
After calculate the wage rise again calculate pork， will find that even pig all not！
29、上街就撒别人一身油，对他说：别担心，有奥妙全自动！
They and others take to the streets in oil， said to him： don't worry， there are secret automatic！
30、谢谢你，谢你大爷，谢你全家，谢你祖宗十八代！
Thank you， thank you big ye， thank you and your family， thank your ancestors eighteen generations！
名言英语
1、没有哪种教育能及得上逆境。
No education can and adversity.
2、人生最大的失败，就是放弃。
The biggest failure of life, is to give up.
3、肯承认错误则错已改了一半。
Admitting mistake so it has the half.
4、冬天已经到来，春天还会远吗？
pared with regret, I prefer the second day of the pain.
11、不为失败找借口，只为成功找方法。
Not to find excuses for failure, only to find a successful .
17、只有伟大的目标才能产生伟大的动力。
Only the great target can produce great power.
18、接受不可避免的现实，无需强求公正。
Accept the inevitable reality, need not importune justice.
19、生活不相信眼泪，眼泪并不代表软弱。
Life doesn't believe in tears, tears does not mean weakness.
20、人生伟业的建立，不在能知，乃在能行。
The establishment of the great achievement, but can not know, is in the can.
21、快乐是一时的。幸福是值得反复回味的。
Happiness is a temporary. Happiness is ermine what you will be.
25、时间一点一滴凋谢，犹如蜡烛漫漫燃尽。
The long time little by little fade, like a candle burned.
26、没有灯的小路一样可以行走，只要心还在。
No light path can walk, as long as the heart is still there.
27、缺乏知识的理想。就象折断了翅膀的飞鸟。
Lack of knowledge of the ideal. Like the birds of the broken wings.
28、知识是用来实践的，不是用来夸夸其谈的。
Knowledge is used to practice, not to talk.
29、为别人着想的创新，成就自已的伟大事业。
The innovation of thought for others, their great achievements.
30、与其战胜敌人一万次，不如战胜自己一次。
Rather than ten thousand times to defeat the enemy, to conquer yourself.
恋爱的英语名言
1、多年以后，从此我们后会无期。
Years later, after our life from no anything, because you are my choice.
9、我想要说我爱你，最后却只剩下我自己。
I want to say I love you, but only on my own.
10、我透过时间看透了所有，你终究不属于我。
I saw through all through the time, you all don't belong to me.
11、藏在心中的那道伤疤，永远也愈合不聊了。
Hide that scar in the heart, never healed chatted.
12、记忆里留下的空白，让我们用一生去遗憾。
Memory leave blank, let us use his life to regret.
13、爱上了一个错过的人，今生就无缘再相爱。
Fell in love rayal.
21、放弃了所有，我相信时间可以证明我是对的。
Give up all, I believe that time can prove that I am right.
22、开始很美，过程很累，结局很悲，清醒很难。
Start is very beautiful, process is very tired, end is very sad, awake is difficult.
23、若我拿出我所有的无畏，带你走你是否愿意。
If I take out all my brave, take you go are you willing to.
24、微笑着掩饰着伤口，心却依然还是那么的痛。
Cover the wound with a smile, the heart is still so pain.
25、我路过你身边的时候，你却一直留在我心里。
When I pass by your side, you have to stay in my heart.
26、错过的就是错过了，珍惜已经无法挽回什么了。
Miss is missed, cherish what already cannot be redeemed.
27、有一种默契就叫做我不联系你，你也不联系我。
There is a tacit understanding is called I don't contact you, you also don't contact me.
28、倒计时的那几天，是我与你在一起最后的日子。
Countdown the days, it is my last day with you.
29、我的青春被我的无所谓伤害，从此一去不复返。
My youth hurt by my doesn't matter, since then gone forever.
30、在我的心中只有你一个人，无论你信还是不信。
In my heart only you a person, no matter you believe it or not.
爱国的名言英语
1、爱国不分先后。
patriotic or not.
2、位卑未敢忘忧国。
Dared not country.
3、烈士之爱国也如家。
patriotic martyrs of the martyrs.
4、天下兴亡，匹夫有责。
Everyone is responsible for his country.
5、国耳忘家，公耳忘私。
National ear forget, the public ear forget private.
6、乐以天下，忧以天下。
Joy to the her, where is china.
11、寄意寒星荃不察，我以我血荐轩辕。
Send Italy mon people worries; to enjoy only after the people can enjoy。
16、夜视太白收光芒，报国欲死无战场！
Close to the country Taibai night vision light, die without a battlefield!
17、人生难得几回搏，此时不搏更待何时！
Life is a rare few back, at this point not to be more time to stay!
18、我们要把心灵里的美丽的激情献给祖国。
We want to put the heart of the beautiful passion for the motherland.
19、宁可少活二十年，拼命也要拿下大油田。
It would be better to live less than twenty years, and try to get a big oil field.
20、凡是不爱自己国家的人，什么都不会爱。
people who do not love their country, what is not love.
21、谁不属于自己的祖国，他就不属于人类。
esickness is a shallow strait, me on this side and the mainland on the other.
28、轻金钱，重义务，诚信果毅，嫉恶好善，爱乡爱国。
Light money, heavy duty, sincerity and perseverance, good and evil, patriotic love township.
29、爱国英雄给民族带来光荣，专制暴君给民族带来灾难。
patriotic heroes bring glory to the nation, the tyrant to the nation to bring disaster.
30、为什么我的眼里常含泪水？因为我对这土地爱得深沉。
Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because I love this land deep.
常用的英语名言
1、Business is business.公事公办。
2、Nurture passes nature.教养胜过天性。
3、All rivers run into the sea.殊途同归。
4、a light heart lives long . 豁达者长寿。
5、Somon danger causes common action.同舟共济。
9、There is no royal road to learning.求知无坦途。
10、You can't judge a tree by its bark.人不可貌相。
11、Doubt is the key to knoy is the spice of life.变化是生活的调味品。
14、Life is real, life is earnest.人生真实，人生诚挚。
15、Clumsy birds have to start flying early.笨鸟先飞。
16、Sharp tools make good work.工欲善其事，必先利其器。
17、One never lose anything by politeness.讲礼貌不吃亏。
18、Bad luck often brings good luck.塞翁失马，安知非福。
19、A young idler, an old beggar.少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。
20、Wasting time is robbing oneself.浪费时间就是掠夺自己。
21、love's tongue is in the eyes. 爱情的话语全在双眼之中。
22、A letter from home is a priceless treasure.家书抵万金。
23、A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit.吃一堑，长一智。
24、All time is no time when it is past.机不可失，时不再来。
25、love is a fire which burns unseen. 爱情是无形燃烧的火焰。
26、There is no garden without its weeds.没有不长杂草的花园。
27、A guest should suit the convenience of the host.客随主便。
28、Do one thing at a time, and do well.一次只做一件事，做到最好!
29、love warms more than a thousand fires. 爱情的炽热胜过千万团的火。
30、the only present love demands is love. 爱所祈求的唯一礼物就是爱。
31、The wealth of the mind is the only wealth.精神的财富是唯一的财富。
32、An apple a day keeps the doctor away.一日一个苹果，身体健康不求医。
33、 friend afar brings a distant land near.海内存知己，天涯若比邻。
38、A man's best friends are his ten fingers.人最好的朋友是自己的十个手指。
39、The best hearts are always the bravest.心灵最高尚的人，也总是最勇敢的人。
40、To be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.既当演说家，又做实干家。
41、the course of true love never did run smooth.真诚的爱情之路永不会是平坦的。
42、love understands love; it needs no talk. 相爱的心息息相通，无需用言语倾诉。
43、A man is only as good as e! s you must learn to enjoy your fine life.人生是美好的，但要学会如何享用美好的生活。
59、your kiss still burns on my lips, everyday of mine is so beautiful. 你的吻还在我的唇上发烫，从此我的日子变得如此美丽。
60、The reason why a great man is great is that he resolves to be a great man.伟人之所以伟大，是因为他立志要成为伟大的人。
爱情的名言英语
1、爱情是不讲法律的。
Love is not about the labined.
7、喜欢的就要拥有它，不要害怕结果。
Like to have it, don't be afraid of the results.
8、思念，是会过期的，依恋，也是会过期的。
Miss, an love her more, men love to worship him.
11、不要轻易说爱，许下的诺言就是欠下的债。
Don't say love easily, promises the promise is debt.
12、爱情使所有的人变成雄辩家这话说得绝对正确。
Love makes all become orator this absolutely right.
13、当爱情只剩下一根琴弦，也许那是最纯结的思恋。
love.
21、爱上一个人的时候，总会有点害怕，怕得到他；怕失掉他。
Fall in love anything.
26、爱是苛求的，因为苛求而短暂。友谊是宽容的，因为宽容而长久。
Love is a demanding, short for demanding. Friendship is tolerant, for a long time because of the tolerance.
27、真正的爱情能够鼓舞人，唤醒他内心沉睡着的力量和潜藏着的才能。
True love can inspire people, wake up his inner strength and sleeps hidden talent.
28、原来喜欢不可以伪装，原来快乐不可以假装，原来永远和瞬间一样。
The original love can not disguise, the original happiness can not pretend, originally forever and in an instant.
29、几十年的经验使我懂得，多想到别人，少想到自己，便可以少犯错误。
Decades of experience made me understand that much of others, less think of oneself, you can make fewer mistakes.
30、恋爱是人生永久的音乐，它给青年以灿烂的光辉；给老人以圣洁的灵光。
Love is a permanent life of music, it gives youth with brilliant light; To the elderly in holy light.
诚信的名言英语
1、祸莫大于无信。
Great trouble in without a letter.
2、小信诚则大信立。
Little reliance big xinli.
3、静以修身，俭以养德。
Static with cultivate one's morality, waste to virtue.
4、不信不立，不诚不行。
Don't believe it or not, and if not.
5、诚信者，天下之结也。
And the junction of the good faith, the world.
6、一言之美，贵于千金。
The beauty of a word, your daughter.
7、诚奔御风，信行天下。
Cheng ran on wind, nobuyuki world.
8、无诚无礼，无信不立。
Without honesty, believe it or not.
9、真诚是一种心灵的开放。
Sincerity is a kind of open mind.
10、以诚感人者，人亦诚而应。
As if moving, sincere and should be.
11、土扶可城墙，积德为厚地。
Soil can be the bright flowers.
21、没有诚信的人，就像丢了嗅觉的狗。
person ter, the letter people in the world; Not in letter, people suspected of his wife.
27、天道酬勤，人道酬诚，勤以立世，诚以做人。
God reward those who work hard, humanitarian pay sincere, diligent in the world, to life.
28、诚信是一种心灵的美丽、是一种精神的魅力。
Honesty is a kind of charm of the beauty of the soul, is a kind of spirit.
29、金钱比起一分纯洁的良心来，有算得了什么呢？
Money than one pure conscience, calculate what?
30、天下有大勇者，猝然临之而不惊，不故加之而不怒。
All have big brave, otherwise not surprised, a force of no reason and without anger.
成功的英语名言
1、没有伞的孩子，必须努力奔跑！
No umbrella child, must strive to run!
2、弄砸一件事情，就想办法搞定它。
Fault a thing, just think of some ething for nothing, tend to achieve nothing.
9、宿命论是那些缺乏意志力的弱者的借口。
Fatalism is an excuse for those who lack the willpower of the weak.
10、不与小气的人交往，吃亏的总是自己。
Don't associate with stingy person, who is always himself.
11、美好的生命应该充满期待惊喜和感激。
The happy life should fill the anticipation pleasantly surprise and grateful.
12、人生如天气，可预料，但往往出乎意料。
Life is like e a victory over the life of the strong.
20、即便爱也要爱的深沉，即使疼也要疼的隐晦！
Even if love also to love deep, even if the pain is pain hidden!
21、成功者要有远大的理想，但要有合理的目标！
hand to mouth, the longest distance from said to do.
26、坚强的信念能赢得强者的心，并使他们变得更坚强。
Strong belief can bustion.
29、可以说成功要靠三件事才能赢得：努力努力再努力。
Can say that success is won by three things: first effort to try again.
30、如果人生的旅程上没有障碍，人还有什么可做的呢。
If there is no obstacle on the journey of life, people have nothing to do?
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